Gordo the Skateboarding Parrot has been KIDNAPPED!

Shouldn't the bigger issue be why is a parrot skateboarding in the first place?

Just Say No...to Walmart...

i may be the last of my kind. but i have never stepped foot in a walmart, nor do i ever plan to. i could tell you all the reasons, but let me sum it up for you in a two words: they suck...

my American Idol recap

ok...i can't tell you how HAPPY i am that Jasmine aka "pageant queen" went home last night! my pillow has more personality than her. and my pillow can sing better, too...

i was really hoping slumdog millionaire Anoop would "Jai Ho" his way out of the show. he's way too cocky for his curry pants. i'm so not a fan.

i'm a little sad that Jorge went home, but i mean how many ricky martin/marc anthony sounding renditions can we hear in one season?

and paula REALLY needs to up her meds some more...she's not slurring enough for me and its starting to really bother me. you'd think that Kara Dio-who? would slip some mickey's in Paula's "Coca-Cola" in hopes that paula would pass out during the live taping. then the producers would have to prop her up like "Weekend at Bernie's" until the show was over...

i like Megan, but i don't think i could have just one arm with tattoos on it. i'd feel real lopsided and probably start walking in zig-zags...

the rocker dude Adam is great. but someone needs to tell him that black nail polish on guys is so 4 seasons ago....

Deep Thought of the Day

If this is a Smart Car...

Then is this a Dumb Smart Car?

At least I have my car phone handy...

CNN Headline of the Day

"Dora The Expolorer going skank, moms fear"

BEFORE

AFTER

Michael Jackson announces London concert dates

ATTENTION ALL BRITISH PEOPLE!!! - Run, don't walk, out of town while it's still safe. Jacko is coming for your kids and it ain't gonna be pretty!


and WATCH OUT! he may be in disguise...


band-aids and all...

don't say i didn't warn ya...

Top 5 Things I love about New Orleans

5. Yo Mama's Bar & Grill
4. Fun with Crawfish
3. Huge Ass Beers - To Go
2. Pirates...
Pirates...and more Pirates...
1. Only in New Orleans will you find a drunken Clown walking down the street drinkin' a Budweiser tall-boy...

Woman has 911 meltdown over McNuggets

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.
A police report says 27-year-old Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one," Goodman told police. "This is an emergency!"

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.



only in florida...