nisnice

i have a new favorite show: "17 and Counting". it's a show about the Duggar Family who have 17 kids (with one on the way), are devout christians (clearly), live in Arkansas (really?!), and their crazy home-schooling, baby-making lives. and by favorite show, i mean that it is fascinatingly scary. but let me tell you exactly what i "enjoy" about this show:
1. the father's name is Jim Bob. yes!
2. all of the kids names begin with J. and not just ordinary J names, but scary J names that sound like they are straight out of the "Children of the Corn" cast like: Jeremiah, Jedidiah, and Josiah.
3. if they like the sound of a name, they stick with it! why get creative with 17 different names? they like names that rhyme (like the ones above) or switch a letter and add an apostrophe like Johanna and Joy-Anna!
4. if you ever need to hire an orchestra for a wedding or an event, you can hire them! the 10 month old can even play the viloin! now that is god's work!
and since they have one more baby on the way, i would like to offer my own suggestions of J names for the new little one:
Jeep (if it's a boy it's perfect because boys loves cars!)
Jello (everyone loves Jello!)
Jew (great for those "Jews for Jesus" viewers of the show!)
Just-stopmom (that was the consensus winner from all 17 kids, AND it's hyphenated!)
Jacked-up (because that's what an 18th baby will look like coming out that womb)...