my American Idol recap


ok...i can't tell you how HAPPY i am that Jasmine aka "pageant queen" went home last night! my pillow has more personality than her. and my pillow can sing better, too...

i was really hoping slumdog millionaire Anoop would "Jai Ho" his way out of the show. he's way too cocky for his curry pants. i'm so not a fan.

i'm a little sad that Jorge went home, but i mean how many ricky martin/marc anthony sounding renditions can we hear in one season?

and paula REALLY needs to up her meds some more...she's not slurring enough for me and its starting to really bother me. you'd think that Kara Dio-who? would slip some mickey's in Paula's "Coca-Cola" in hopes that paula would pass out during the live taping. then the producers would have to prop her up like "Weekend at Bernie's" until the show was over...

i like Megan, but i don't think i could have just one arm with tattoos on it. i'd feel real lopsided and probably start walking in zig-zags...

the rocker dude Adam is great. but someone needs to tell him that black nail polish on guys is so 4 seasons ago....

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