I failed miserably :( What can I say...I'm white...)
My Beat-Boxing Skillz
Me beat-boxing for comedian Natasha Legerro...
I failed miserably :( What can I say...I'm white...)
I failed miserably :( What can I say...I'm white...)
Classy.
NEWARK, Ohio - A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
Police in Newark, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Police in Newark, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.Police released the 911 tapes, revealing the calm exchange between the driver's friend and the dispatcher."I got a friend who wrecked a bar stool," the caller said.
When asked by the dispatcher whether he hit his head inside the bar, the friend replied, "Um, no, he was riding the bar stool ... a motorized bar stool."
Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
My nominee for "Fashion Designer of the Year"
meet Randy Constan: my nominee for "fashion designer of the year"
watch out giorgio armani, here comes randy constan. randy is a unique designer who bases his fashion trends on his ultimate idol: peter pan.randy explains it all with the following quote from his website pixyland.org: "But why Peter Pan you ask? Although Peter pan is definitely a boy, to me this character is perfectly androgynous, and in his eternal childhood rejects the idea of growing up and leaving this behind."
with the idea of an eternal childhood in the back of his mind, 53 year old randy creates his own indistinguishable style which he likes to share with the people in his hometown of tampa, florida.
here are some of randy's unique creations:
although there were many peter pan outfits to choose from, this "woodsy little green pixie" version was by far my favorite
"blue dancer" (front)
"blue dancer" (back)
"purple pixie"
"green cheerleader"and last but certainly not least, a few selections from randy's everyday wear...
"power-puff boy"
"wooded elf"
as you can see from the images above, randy's designs are eclectic, imaginative, and versatile! that is why i am nominating randy constan for "fashion designer of the year"...for more fashions by randy visit here.
Mara and Me
this is my super fresh friend mara...
we've known each other since the 6th grade...
she may not remember this, but when she got her license, she gave me permanent shotgun...i have proof...
This picture is tame, if only i could find the ones where i have permed hair and teased bangs, and mara is wearing yellow overalls and her puerto-rican jewfro is in full-effect...
i love you mara...xo
we've known each other since the 6th grade...
she may not remember this, but when she got her license, she gave me permanent shotgun...i have proof...
This picture is tame, if only i could find the ones where i have permed hair and teased bangs, and mara is wearing yellow overalls and her puerto-rican jewfro is in full-effect...
i love you mara...xo
Gordo the Skateboarding Parrot has been KIDNAPPED!
Shouldn't the bigger issue be why is a parrot skateboarding in the first place?
Just Say No...to Walmart...
my American Idol recap
ok...i can't tell you how HAPPY i am that Jasmine aka "pageant queen" went home last night! my pillow has more personality than her. and my pillow can sing better, too...
i was really hoping slumdog millionaire Anoop would "Jai Ho" his way out of the show. he's way too cocky for his curry pants. i'm so not a fan.
i'm a little sad that Jorge went home, but i mean how many ricky martin/marc anthony sounding renditions can we hear in one season?
and paula REALLY needs to up her meds some more...she's not slurring enough for me and its starting to really bother me. you'd think that Kara Dio-who? would slip some mickey's in Paula's "Coca-Cola" in hopes that paula would pass out during the live taping. then the producers would have to prop her up like "Weekend at Bernie's" until the show was over...
i like Megan, but i don't think i could have just one arm with tattoos on it. i'd feel real lopsided and probably start walking in zig-zags...the rocker dude Adam is great. but someone needs to tell him that black nail polish on guys is so 4 seasons ago....
Deep Thought of the Day
If this is a Smart Car...
Then is this a Dumb Smart Car?
At least I have my car phone handy...
Michael Jackson announces London concert dates
ATTENTION ALL BRITISH PEOPLE!!! - Run, don't walk, out of town while it's still safe. Jacko is coming for your kids and it ain't gonna be pretty!
and WATCH OUT! he may be in disguise...
band-aids and all...
don't say i didn't warn ya...
and WATCH OUT! he may be in disguise...
band-aids and all...
don't say i didn't warn ya...
Top 5 Things I love about New Orleans
5. Yo Mama's Bar & Grill
4. Fun with Crawfish
3. Huge Ass Beers - To Go
2. Pirates...
Pirates...
and more Pirates...
1. Only in New Orleans will you find a drunken Clown walking down the street drinkin' a Budweiser tall-boy...
Woman has 911 meltdown over McNuggets
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.
A police report says 27-year-old Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.
only in florida...
A police report says 27-year-old Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out."This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one," Goodman told police. "This is an emergency!"
A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.only in florida...
MY NEW HERO
Woman uses wedgie to subdue car thief...
It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.
It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.
The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.
now that's what i call a "wham, bam, thank you ma'am"...
fun with homemade tattoos...
a permanent marker is all it takes...
pirate is the new black...
i love it when i see this tattoo on mean bikers...
pirate is the new black...
i love it when i see this tattoo on mean bikers...
my new workout regiment for 2009...
i found a gym in England where they have replaced dumbbells with dwarves or "little people" as they like to be called. brilliant! i say we bring a similar gym to new york city pronto.
but if we can get our choice of a little person than i want this guy, whose nickname is romeo. oh yeah, i can tell why...bring on the weights, let's FEEL THE BURN!
but if we can get our choice of a little person than i want this guy, whose nickname is romeo. oh yeah, i can tell why...bring on the weights, let's FEEL THE BURN!
Bye Bye Bush!
see ya bush! don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...
this picture is courtesy of my new favorite website www.fingersalutetobush.org
i have a new favorite show: "17 and Counting". it's a show about the Duggar Family who have 17 kids (with one on the way), are devout christians (clearly), live in Arkansas (really?!), and their crazy home-schooling, baby-making lives. and by favorite show, i mean that it is fascinatingly scary. but let me tell you exactly what i "enjoy" about this show:
1. the father's name is Jim Bob. yes!
2. all of the kids names begin with J. and not just ordinary J names, but scary J names that sound like they are straight out of the "Children of the Corn" cast like: Jeremiah, Jedidiah, and Josiah.
3. if they like the sound of a name, they stick with it! why get creative with 17 different names? they like names that rhyme (like the ones above) or switch a letter and add an apostrophe like Johanna and Joy-Anna!
4. if you ever need to hire an orchestra for a wedding or an event, you can hire them! the 10 month old can even play the viloin! now that is god's work!
and since they have one more baby on the way, i would like to offer my own suggestions of J names for the new little one:Jeep (if it's a boy it's perfect because boys loves cars!)
Jello (everyone loves Jello!)
Jew (great for those "Jews for Jesus" viewers of the show!)
Just-stopmom (that was the consensus winner from all 17 kids, AND it's hyphenated!)
Jacked-up (because that's what an 18th baby will look like coming out that womb)...
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